Lately I’ve been suffering from this fear, which I think afflicts many other 20-somethings, that because I’m alone now and don’t have a girlfriend at the moment, I’m doomed to be alone for the rest of my life.
I also hold on to the delusion shared by many of this demographic that I’ll live forever.
Unfortunately, when you combine these, you get the fear of being alone for eternity.
This is utterly terrifying.
I’m downloading the new firmware right now. I’ll let you guys know what it’s like if I reach Apple fanboy nirvana early.
UPDATE: No dice, the only thing I got out of this was a wiped iPhone…looks like I’ll have to wait until tomorrow.
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Probably for many twisted psychological reasons, this blog makes me happy.
The DangerBomb alarm clock: wake or go boom! - Engadget
I think I’ve finally found an alarm clock that might work for me!
Recently I’ve been having this recurring notion that I was dropped on my head as a little kid or somehow received some kind of brain damage as a child. I feel like you’re not supposed to talk about something like this, that it should be a dark little secret.
I’ve just had a number of moments lately where I stopped myself and thought how retarded I’m being. What if I’m not being retarded, but am retarded.
On the upside, if you are retarded and somebody throws the PC red flag on you for not saying ‘mentally handicapped’, you can tell them to fuck themselves. It’s kindof like being Jewish and telling holocaust jokes…
It’s just that I feel stuck in this American town.
I finally got a good job, it’d just be dumb to move now.
So some days I can hardly move,
much less, move away.
Random, but hilarious.
Hilarious line from Shark Attack 3 (2002).
“We’ll meet back here at 8AM. Don’t be late!”